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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:27 pm    Post subject: how inconsiderate Reply with quote

a really good friend of mine is preggers, I was the first person she told and I want to see the baby when its pink and wrinkly.

Ive just told her she has to wait until i get back off my hols but she said she didnt think she could wait that long cus she's dropped really low and is huge.

well Evil or Very Mad how inconsiderate is that

so I told her what i thought and she's now promised to hang upside down from a tree till I get back if she thinks its on its way

a much better plan Im sure you'll agree Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Razz
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let us know if it works

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tell her to keep her legs crossed and lie down as much as poss Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have a large cork Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

she could always go on holiday with you. Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tiki wrote:
she could always go on holiday with you. Wink


Good plan - midwife training been done yet? Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

been there, done that JD. another inconsiderate mother to be actually decided to give birth in my classrooom. so now im an expert child catcher lol

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

OMG! seriously scary Summertime, but did they name the baby after you? Iknow some parents put child on school list as soon as born but that taking it too far!!
Its amazing how people try to get away from you when about to have baby. We got excellent fast service in a resturant when I told watress that baby was due 2 days before. If I went into labour we would get our meal free! It didnt happen!

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

summertime wrote:
been there, done that JD. another inconsiderate mother to be actually decided to give birth in my classrooom. so now im an expert child catcher lol


Is that what they mean by living in the 'catchment' area? Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

fleur wrote:
OMG! seriously scary Summertime, but did they name the baby after you?


No they called him George lol

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Started to read this and think she'd had 'it'. How long are you away for, because I really don't think she can hang on that long!!!

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

so is there no chance of her having the baby before you go away?
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:47 am    Post subject: Oh, baby! Reply with quote

Tell your friend to keep her tights on till you get back, Summertime! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 11:21 am    Post subject: Re: Oh, baby! Reply with quote

cazzie wrote:
Tell your friend to keep her tights on till you get back, Summertime! Very Happy


If you watched Neighbours all those years ago Cazzie you will know that someone gave birth with her tights ON!!! (showing my age-and cant remember name of said Mum except was Des wife and used to be Stripper!!) Smile

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 11:24 am    Post subject: Re: Oh, baby! Reply with quote

fleur wrote:
If you watched Neighbours all those years ago Cazzie you will know that someone gave birth with her tights ON!!! (showing my age-and cant remember name of said Mum except was Des wife and used to be Stripper!!) Smile
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